We get it, Jack White, you’re hot and eccentric.


Jun 01

stardustastronette asked: How do you make glitter out of salt?

Heh if you asked this forever ago and Tumblr just didn’t tell me, I apologize. Apparently, my friend saw it on Pinterest, and I’ve read that it actually doesn’t look anything like glitter, sadly, and looks more like colorful sand, but essentially, you just get some salt, put some food coloring in it, spread it over a foil-covered cookie sheet, and bake it on low for a while.


Jun 01

Anonymous asked: Black and Blue of course.

Black: I’m not entirely sure I like anyone right now. I’m kind of sick of my ex, so I guess that’s my fact.

Blue:

  1. My little sister is graduating high school today.
  2. I have a brother, which is a little-known fact.
  3. My mom’s dad’s first name is Finis (pronounced “FINE-us”).
  4. My parents have been married for 35 years (I think).
  5. My dad frequently buys coins from home shopping networks.
  6. My mom reads copious romance novels.
  7. My mother and her brother’s wife have the same name.
  8. My brother’s fiance’s brother has the same name as my brother, and she has another brother with the same name as my dad.
  9. My grandpa was full Italian, Catholicism and all.


Someone ask for facts about my body so I can tell you all about the cramp in my left ass cheek.


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Jun 01

Who wants to know more stupid shit about me?

  • Purple: 10 facts about my room
  • Blue: 9 facts about my family
  • Green: 8 facts about my body
  • Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
  • Orange: 6 facts about my home town
  • Red: 5 facts about my best friend
  • Pink: 4 facts about my parents
  • White: 3 facts about my personality
  • Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
  • Black: 1 fact about the person I like

Terrible brassy ombre hair.
Why haven’t you done this to your head yet?
Also, someone please come cut my hair because it’s getting so tall that it’s starting to make me feel weird. The white ends (which are beautiful, but they’ll be gone once I finally get a hair cut, leaving me with nothing but brass) really accentuate the height. 

Terrible brassy ombre hair.

Why haven’t you done this to your head yet?

Also, someone please come cut my hair because it’s getting so tall that it’s starting to make me feel weird. The white ends (which are beautiful, but they’ll be gone once I finally get a hair cut, leaving me with nothing but brass) really accentuate the height. 


On trend for summer 2012: terrible brassy ombre hair.


daftpansy:

theoreticalgirl:

ohrohin:

via judyxberman:

VICE WRITERS  Music Reviews Rating: X(((((((
Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.


Fuck Vice forever. 

ew.

daftpansy:

theoreticalgirl:

ohrohin:

via judyxberman:

VICE WRITERS
Music Reviews
Rating: X(((((((


Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.

Fuck Vice forever. 

ew.


Did anyone notice how I disappeared for a few days?

My friends kidnapped me on Monday and I just got home a couple hours ago. Rainbow bleached my ends for me tonight, so now all I need is a really good toner or purple shampoo and a haircut. My hair is currently folded over on top of my head because that’s what it naturally does and it sucks. 

I’ve eaten almost nothing but Blow Pops and Otter Pops for the past couple of days and my energy level really reflects that. 


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